RIVERDALE SENTENCE STARTERS. CHAPTER ONE.
- ❝I’m ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly ‘In Cold Blood’.❞
- ❝Read my glossed lips, Justin Gingerlake. Not gonna happen.❞
- ❝Don’t freak out, just trust me.❞
- ❝Is cheerleading still a thing?❞
- ❝Is being the gay best friend still a thing?❞
- ❝I was wondering if you wanted to come… with both of us?❞
- ❝I’m in the mood for chaos.❞
- ❝You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.❞
- ❝Faux lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.❞
- ❝Hi, Teen Outlander.❞
- ❝Ten minutes in and I’m already the Blue Jasmine of Riverdale High.❞
- ❝Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?❞
- ❝Perfect. Very Betty Draper, season one.❞
- ❝There will be a reckoning, and maybe, that reckoning is me.❞
- ❝I’ll help you prep. I have moves.❞
- ❝Okay. You know what? Show me your moves.❞
- ❝What is a Chock’Lit Shoppe, and why does it sell burgers?❞
- ❝As hot, and as smart as you are, you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.❞
- ❝I know what you need, because I know who you are. You would rather people fear than like you, so you traffic in terror and intimidation. You’re rich, so you’ve never been held accountable, but I’m living proof. That certainty, that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? It won’t last. ❞
- ❝Who’s lighting fireworks at six in the morning?❞
- ❝Who are you lying to? Me or your coach?❞
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.
- ❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
- ❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
- ❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
- ❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
- ❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
- ❝You look all twitchy.❞
- ❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
- ❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞
- ❝Seems lonely.❞
- ❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
- ❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
- ❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
- ❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. ‘Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.‘❞
- ❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
- ❝I am fat with love!❞
- ❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
- ❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
- ❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
- ❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
- ❝We call them the ‘dancing monkeys’.❞
- ❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞
- ❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞
- ❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞
- ❝Not according to the prenup.❞
- ❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞
- ❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞
- ❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞
- ❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞
- ❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞
- ❝I still say it’s the river.❞
- ❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞
- ❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞
- I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞
- ❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞
- ❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞
- ❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞
- ❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞
- ❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞
- ❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞
- ❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞
- ❝You fucking idiot.❞
- ❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞
- ❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞
- ❝How old are they?❞
- ❝You’re a cheater!❞
- ❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞
- ❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞
- ❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞
- ❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞
- ❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞
- ❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞
- ❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞
- ❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞
- ❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞
- ❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞
- ❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞
- ❝This man might kill me.❞
- ❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞
- ❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞
- ❝To start: I should never have been born.❞
- ❝Is she still alive?❞
- ❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞
- ❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞
- ❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞
- ❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞
- ❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞
- ❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞
- ❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞
- ❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞
- ❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞
- ❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞
- ❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞
- ❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞
- ❝What a cunt.❞
█ ▌◆ moulin rouge sentence starters.
❛ the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. ❜
❛ i owe you nothing. and you are nothing to me. thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❜
❛ seasons may change, winter to spring; i love you until the end of time. ❜
❛ come what may, i will love you until my dying day. ❜
❛ he will fight for me. ❜
❛ it’s a little bit funny. ❜
❛ never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. it always ends bad. ❜
❛ i can’t carry on without you. ❜
❛ why does my heart cry? ❜
❛ i don’t like this ending. ❜
❛ i don’t need you anymore! ❜
❛ we are creatures of the underworld. we can’t afford to love. ❜
❛ i’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe it, i’m in love. ❜
❛ the difference between you and i is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❜
❛ when will i begin to live again? ❜
❛ you’re a beautiful woman. ❜
❛ i love sex. ❜
❛ where were you last night? ❜
❛ you don’t have to lie to me. ❜
❛ we have to end it. everybody knows. ❜
❛ i saw you together. ❜
❛ it’s nothing. it’s just an infatuation … it’s nothing. ❜
❛ you’re going to be bad for business, i can tell. ❜
❛ then i’ll write a song and whenever you sing it or hear it or whistle or hum it then you’ll know. it’ll mean we love one another. ❜
❛ it’s not that i’m a jealous man. i just don’t like other people touching my things. ❜
❛ today’s the day when dreaming ends. ❜
❛ how could i know in those last fatal days that a force darker than jealousy and stronger than love had begun to take hold. ❜
❛ only you can save him. ❜
❛ i was a fool to believe. it all ends today. ❜
❛ outside it may be raining but in here it’s entertaining. ❜
❛ things aren’t always what they seem. ❜
❛ things are exactly the way they seem. ❜
❛ everything’s going so well! ❜
❛ i couldn’t! i couldn’t go through with it! i saw you there and i felt differently! I couldn’t pretend! ❜
❛ i don’t want to pretend anymore. i didn’t want to lie. ❜
❛ we have each other, that’s all that matters. ❜
(Source: personistar-blog)
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
- ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
- ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
- ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
- ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
- ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
- ❝ you will never escape. ❞
- ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
- ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
- ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
- ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
- ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
- ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
- ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
- ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
- ❝ they died screaming. ❞
- ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
- ❝ how long have you known? ❞
- ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
- ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
- ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
- ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
- ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
- ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
- ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
- ❝ he adores you. ❞
- ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
- ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
- ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
- ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
- ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
- ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
- ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
- ❝ then kill me. ❞
- ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
- ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
- ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
- ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
- ❝ stop! ❞
- ❝ let them watch. ❞
- ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
- ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
- ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
- ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
- ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
- ❝ you love him? ❞
- ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
- ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
- ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
- ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
- ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
- ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
- ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
- ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
- ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
- ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
- ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
- ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
- ❝ do you really think that? ❞
- ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
- ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
- ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
- ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
- ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
- ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
- ❝ I’m married. ❞
- ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
- ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
- ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
- ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
- ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
- ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
- ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
- ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
- ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
- ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
- ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
- ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
- ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
- ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
- ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
- ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
- ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
- ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
- ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
- ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
- ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
- ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
- ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
- ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
- ❝ this is my home. ❞
- ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
- ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
- ❝ fuck me. ❞
- ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
- ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
- ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
- ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
- ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
- ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
(Source: cxritas-blog)